<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>How To Get Your Car Out Of A Ditch, Russian Style</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","45"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["car","ditch","russian style | barstool sports","minute","driver","thing","guy","seat","steering wheel","motion","idea","ps","fucking russians","next time"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv1",["IAB2"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["1","2","37","16"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv3",["1","16","37","2"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.17"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.83"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"45",category:"No category",tags:[],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m53-Jci0AyA" width="500"></iframe></p><p> </p><p>Hey guys, car’s stuck, can you help us push it?</p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/120.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-72510" alt="1" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/120-480x255.jpg" width="480" height="255" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p>Sure, where to?</p><p> </p><p>How about that other ditch over there?</p><p> </p><p>K got it.</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/219.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-72511" alt="2" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/219.jpg" width="458" height="323" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Fucking Russians. Too funny. Can’t do 1 thing right without doing a million things wrong. And I have no idea what that guy in the driver’s seat was doing, but I think next time you get your car stuck you should probably pick someone who won’t go limp and bail from the steering wheel the minute the car actually gets into motion.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS</p><p>Is it racist that I assume any nice car in Russia was stolen from America and shipped overseas?</p></body></html>

<p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m53-Jci0AyA" width="500"></iframe></p><p> </p><p>Hey guys, car’s stuck, can you help us push it?</p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/120.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-72510" alt="1" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/120-480x255.jpg" width="480" height="255" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p>Sure, where to?</p><p> </p><p>How about that other ditch over there?</p><p> </p><p>K got it.</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/219.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-72511" alt="2" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/12/219.jpg" width="458" height="323" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Fucking Russians. Too funny. Can’t do 1 thing right without doing a million things wrong. And I have no idea what that guy in the driver’s seat was doing, but I think next time you get your car stuck you should probably pick someone who won’t go limp and bail from the steering wheel the minute the car actually gets into motion.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS</p><p>Is it racist that I assume any nice car in Russia was stolen from America and shipped overseas?</p>

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