I'm Sure This Guy Who Got An Eagles Trump Tattoo Makes Logical Life Decisions

Only in Philly would someone literally wear their football team combined with their political beliefs on (or close to) their sleeve. And I’m not even upset about the idea. If you want to be THAT guy, go nuts. But this unGodly image, created by Uproxx way back when, is just…ugly. There’s no other way to put it. The Donald is not an attractive specimen my any means, but at least make it look a little more pleasant to look at. That thing looks like it’s about to crawl out of a stomach and eat the first illegal it sees. Do better. Now go crawl back to your parent’s bedroom in Roxbourough, Deli break room in South Philly, or barbacking shift in Delco, and stop giving normal, sane Eagles fans a bad, or rather weird, reputation. We already have trouble trying to shake off harmless shade that happened 50+ years ago. Don’t add gasoline to this trashpile, please.

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The only Eagles fan who needs to make better decisions is this winner who got a 2016 Eagles Lombardi Trophy scar on his neck.

Uh…how about a little smarter placement for that bad boy, ace? Like get it on a place where it can only be seen when you want it shown. I understand the back area most likely has a giant crucifix with names of dead relatives scattered while the chest space is probably already filled with a TAPOUT, but there’s gotta be a little real estate on the cheeks or something. Getting a neck tattoo automatically eliminates all employment opportunities by 98% and 100% guarantees if he wants to work he’s going to have to wear a nametag. Be smarter than that.

h/t Eric