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Justin Trudeau Just Put Out Tape On How To Avoid The Dreaded Trump Handshake Cuck

A few days ago with Japan. DOMINATION

Today with Canada.

WOW. Breathtaking display of athleticism and discipline by Canada there. Perfect execution of a gameplan and Trump never saw it coming. Step 1, grab Trump by the arm with your off hand to give yourself leverage.

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Step 2, get inside his space, like a boxer with a shorter reach, you want to make this a fight in a phone booth, don’t let Trump get away from you. Look at this, he’s in Trump’s kitchen, eating our of his refrigerator. Never lets his handshake elbow get off his own body, that’s how you do it.

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Flawless. Let’s see how Trump responds now that someone put some good tape out there on how to defeat his handshake. This may all seem minor but anyone who has ever been in a business situation knows the handshake sets the tone. Look at Canada, growing up right before our very eyes.