Shoutout To This 3-Star General On Getting Demoted For Using A Government Credit Card At A Titty Bar

NBC News- The U.S. Army says Former Maj. General Ronald Lewis will be demoted and retire as a brigadier general after he used a government credit card to pay for bills at strip clubs in Rome and South Korea. Cynthia Smith, a spokeswoman for the Army, told NBC News the Pentagon’s inspector general was able to verify that Lewis — who was the senior military assistant to former Defense Secretary Ash Carter — will be bumped down to brigadier general because he charged the government for his visits to the strip clubs, made false statements and “engaged in conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman on multiple occasions.”

Ronald Lewis you sly dog! Ronald Lewis is a strip club guy name therefore Ronald Lewis is a strip club guy. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronald is that one bald guy flying solo to the strip club for a late afternoon brunch while staring down some titties in such close proximity you’d think those warlocks are The Ring videotape. He may even be one to be convinced that Diamond, a stripper from Westchester county with 2 kids, is actually interested in him during off hours. “She’s so young, so much life ahead of her!”

Despite all of that, why should this constitute a demotion to brigadier general from 3-star general? That is horse shit! I want my military men to be at their highest physical and mental standard, and if strip clubs are what tickles their fancy than so be it. We all have our things that keep us sane and grounded. If a 3-star general needs some late afternoon titties, let him get his late afternoon titties! If I could expense a week’s worth of lunch in Houston on Barstool’s tab I think my man should be allowed to get a table dance on Uncle Sam’s dime. I would love take Ronald out for a lap dance or 7 if he ever comes to NYC on the Barstool card, we’ll just invite Caleb.