Breitbart's Interview With Sean Spicer Is The Most Hysterically Terrible Thing You'll See Today

Typically I don’t really give a fuck what anyone thinks but… c’mon…. this is hysterical. This is unquestionably hysterical on a bipartisan level. Don’t get me wrong, it was really nice of Spicer to sit down and explain this whole mess to a high school AV club, but Barstool wouldn’t even release a disaster like this. Everything, everything is laughably bad. The silence in the beginning (of which apparently there were 15 seconds cut off because it wouldn’t fit on Twitter), the nerves on the kid interviewing, the camera work and its absurd close-ups…

…. that’s a real clip and not spliced together, the fact that there are two TVs playing CNN so everyone can angrily tweet like a high school girl whose boyfriend just pissed her off, all of it. It’s disastrously beautiful. The only thing missing is “he passes it to the man… and boom goes the dynamite” and it would be on the best-worst on-camera trainwrecks we’ve seen in modern history. My only sadness right now is that Chris Farley isn’t alive for a return to SNL so he do a reenactment of this Chris Farley Show interview in which he plays both the interviewer and Spicer, Eddie Murphy movie style. Other than that it’s perfect. Kiss your lips like an Italian chef perfect.