The Brooklyn Nets Have Joined The Ads On Jerseys Party


Jesus Christ Brooklyn would you get your shit together one time? Actually, I change my mind, this is perfect. A terrible/shitty logo for a terrible/shitty team in a terrible/shitty city. Here’s the thing about this whole ads on jerseys thing. People are a little freaked out that they are going to ruin everything and the next thing you know it’ll be like soccer. A few other teams have released their new look, and they all share something in common, have a look




Notice they aren’t super intrusive, actually blend in with the team colors, generally I think we can all agree if this is something that is going to happen, these three teams at least made an effort. Brooklyn? That looks like something a person threw together who doesn’t know how Photoshop works. Everybody knows when your team colors are black and white, the best thing to do for adding a logo is to make it bright fucking red.

Now there are two sides to every coin, so maybe Infor was worried people wouldn’t recognize their #brand if they changed their color. Solid thinking because I totally know what they hell they are and what they do, and I would not have recognized them if they made that a black square. Who is Infor you ask? Your guess is as good as mine, but this is what their website says

Infor is an enterprise software provider and strategic technology partner for more than 90,000 organizations worldwide. Our software is purpose-built for specific industries, providing complete suites that are designed to support progress – for individuals, for businesses, and across networks. We believe in the beauty of work, the importance of relationships, and the power of ideas to drive significant positive change.

Oh so you mean a whole bunch of empty buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing? Got it.

Also doesn’t the Nets owner have like $200B dollars? Or did he lose half of it by getting divorced after he promised he would settle down and marry if the Nets didn’t win the title? I’m not sure, just trying to connect some dots over here.

At the end of the day, this is so perfectly Brooklyn Nets I can’t even be mad at them. I’m just happy whatever absolute stud comes as a result of their draft picks, they won’t have to wear that hideous jersey. They will wear our stupid looking jersey with ads on it instead.