Tom Brady's Super Bowl Jersey is Still Missing and Presumed Stolen

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WEEITom Brady suspects that someone may have stolen his game jersey after Sunday’s Super Bowl win.

The quarterback explained what happened on Monday morning at his MVP press conference.

“I put it in my bag and I came out and it wasn’t there anymore,” Brady explained Monday morning. “It’s unfortunate, because that’s a nice piece of memorabilia. If it shows up on eBay or something, somebody let me know. I’ll try to track that down.”

Brady was asked if he was planning on giving the jersey to his mother, who has had health issues for the last year or so but was at the game on Sunday night.

“Those are pretty special ones to keep. But what can you do?” he added. “I’ll take the ring. That’s good enough for me.”

Nice job, NFL Security. While you’re running around chasing ghosts, you’ve got your own employees stealing game balls earmarked for charity, kids sneaking into the Super Bowl with ladders, and thieves stealing a national treasure like Tom Brady’s Super Bowl champion jersey right out from under your corrupt noses.

And finding this thing is way too big a priority than waiting for someone to put it on eBay. I want every law enforcement agency on it. Federal marshals. ICE. The Texas Rangers. The Untouchables. I want this thing found, now. Not tomorrow. Not after breakfast. NOW. I want these little jersey-happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns. Our fugitive has been on the run for 18 hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Go get him.

This needs to be our biggest national priority until it’s found. I want President Trump putting every man on this he doesn’t already have getting Mr. Kraft’s ring back from Putin. After all, Brady only has four others. And we can’t wait 12 months for him to get another.