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The Navy Tested It's Catapult System Using Trucks And It's AWESOME

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Well I have a whole bunch of questions. Is that real? Do they do this often? Do they sell tickets to it? Can I go? And lastly, what the fuck do we need a catapult system for? You know what, I don’t even care. I didn’t even know we needed a catapult system and now I can’t live without us having a catapult system. If it can do that with trucks just imagine the shit we could launch off that thing. That could send watermelons at like a trillion miles per hour. This idea just came to me. Set up a target and see who can get the closest. Or play Catapult System Beer Pong. The possibilities are literally endless. If a zombie apocalypse ever does happen and I somehow survive (no chance but humor me for a second), the first place I’m going is to that Navy ship to operate the catapult system. Just launch shit all day everyday until I die. That”d be living.