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Stacey King Is An Alpha

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I’m not the biggest BBC guy – per se – but this sledgehammer is flat out fan fucking tastic. No clue how Stacey managed 8 seasons with that thing stuffed down the front of his shorts but here I am typing about it. Just immense girth and length. Like it legitimately drags on the ground. Good for you Stacey. Seriously. From one really really big dicked guy to another, good for you. Guys like us have to stick together.

PS – How does a guy like Steve Kerr match up in an NBA locker room?