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Tim Tebow Eating Guacamole With A Spoon Is The Most Insane Thing I've Ever Seen

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Dead serious this is the most bonkers shit Tim Tebow has ever done in his entire life. It’s ten million times crazier than believing there’s a man sitting on the clouds playing with humanity like we’re a bunch of puppets. Guacamole straight out of the container? Guacamole straight out of the container? GUACAMOLE straight out of the CONTAINER? Jesus Christ (yes I’m using that in vain), Tim! Get it together! As far as “white people shit” is considered this is whiter than liking TED talks. It pains me to say this but I honestly think it’s grosser than eating mayonnaise straight from the jar. Peligrino and guac, be more of a white girl, Tim.

PS – If this is an ad, which it probably is, I don’t fucking care. Keep your facts to yourself.