Beyonce Coming In HOT With The Topless Pregnancy Picture
Beyonce Knowles! Been a pretty wild 24 hours for Bey. I feel like she’s normally one of the most private people in the world and now she’s firing off topless pregnancy pictures announcing she’s having twins. Quite a swing. Not to mention it’s one of just a weird serious of pictures. There’s a whole bunch more on Rolling Stones’ website and it’s some wild shit.
Like this
WTF? Weird as shit.
Then look at this one that she used to announce she’s having twins yesterday (which is now the most liked Instagram picture in the history of Instagram cause the BeyHive is wild)
This must be what happens when you get suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper famous. You just start having weird ideas in your head and you have the means to act on them. “Hey what if I announced my pregnancy by putting a piece of tissue paper over my face while kneeling in a bunch of flowers?” Nailed it, Bey. Nailed it. By the way, I don’t wanna say that topless pregnancy picture of Beyonce is doing things for me but it’s doing things for me. I’m not one of those guys who’s into pregnancy porn but I think that’s only because I’ve never watched it. Given how that Beyonce picture made my plums feel, I’m now afraid to ever watch pregnancy porn cause I might be super into it.
