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Teacher Fired For Previously Dabbling In Porn

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NY Post- A sixth-grade teacher at an all-girls school in Texas is out of a job and fighting to get her position back after district officials learned she worked in porn more than a decade ago.

Resa Woodward, 38, was removed from the classroom at the Young Women’s STEAM Academy in Dallas in November, after district officials received an anonymous tip regarding her work as an adult film actress, although a subsequent internal review cleared her of policy violations, the Dallas Morning News reported.

“I taught in an all-girls STEAM Academy that was all about empowerment for women,” Woodward told the newspaper. “The sad thing is that if these girls find out that I’m being punished for something that I did nearly 20 years ago and had no control of and fought to get out of, well, what does that say about empowerment?” Woodward, who said she’s worked in education for the past 15 years, joined the Dallas school district in 2012.

Hey Resa Woodward (aka Robyn Foster for you fellow researchers)- no control over? Lady, you shot 16 scenes. That body of work is something you most certainly had control over. I could write off the first scene as a mistake. But anything after that is, well, porn. You left your house, drove the car to a porn set, took off your clothes, and had sex on camera 16 times. You knew the score, you just weren’t thinking about your possible teaching career. It’s like getting 16 tattoos and blaming the tattoo artist when you get rejected at a no-tattoos-allowed school.

Second, don’t whine about empowerment– you were empowered to shoot 16 porn scenes. That’s empowerment! You get to do what you want with your body. In Iran, you’d get rocks thrown at your head in front of a Taco Bell for that sort of thing. Meanwhile, “anonymous dad” is equally empowered to send a letter to the school when he accidentally connects the dots during a wap sesh.

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I guarantee this is what happened: Some dad stumbled upon one of her scenes:”Hey, wait a sec… isn’t that… YES! OH HAPPY DAYS!” Soon after, his wife discovered a browser history entirely populated by links to “Robyn Foster.” Upon realizing that her daughter’s biology teacher was a former porn star, she forced her shameful husband to write the letter to the school and the gig was up. Everybody loses.

By the way, 15 years in education? Thank God this woman taught at an all-girls school. How long do you think she gets away with this if she’s teaching boys? I’d put the over/under at 1 day before she’s discovered.