When Your Chick Has Been Drinking Strawberryritas And Wants To Have A Threesome, Don't Think, Don't Get Stabbed, Just Do It
Havasu - A Lake Havasu City woman was arrested Jan. 12 in the 4000 block of Challenger Drive after she reportedly stabbed a man with a pair of scissors during an argument about a threesome.
Teresa M. Gillard, 42, faces felony charges for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct with a weapon per domestic violence.
Police said an argument arose between her and the alleged victim when Gillard reportedly wanted to invite a woman she had met earlier that day at a dog park to their home for a sexual threesome, according to a police report. The alleged victim declined and said he did not want anyone to come over, a police report stated.
Gillard told police she stabbed the victim in the arm with a pair of scissors that he had handed her, a police report stated.
Gillard later told police she had been drinking a Budweiser Strawberryrita and two shots of peppermint schnapps prior to the incident, a police report stated.
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How bout this noble man being too good to have a drunken threesome with his chick and some babe she met at the dog park? Note to the noble man- if your chick is trying to bring home another girl from the dog park to fuck, she is going to fuck him with or without you there. She was doing YOU a favor by trying to include you in the sex, and you’re an idiot for not realizing that. The “not fucking the girl from the dog park” ship had long sailed. Teresa Gilard is putting her pooch in the crate and scissoring the dog park lady regardless if the guy’s cock is in the mix or not. Just the way it is. You don’t strike up a convo with a lady at a dog park, get to the point of threeome talk, and then not end up with a face full of muff. Just the simple facts of life. The reason she stabbed him was because he didn’t even realize how selfless she was being. What is he, too good for a threesome? Doesn’t want too much wild, carefree, lightly-diseased sex? Well then, you just got your ass stabbed. And that’s just the way it goes.