Le'Veon Bell Dropped A Skip Bayless Diss Track Titled "Shrimp Bayless"

Clem1/31/2017 12:31 AM

I went into this song really wanting to like it. DYING to like it even. I, like millions of fellow Americans, hate the living fuck out of Skip Bayless. Him getting Ethered by an athlete and murdered on wax would have been such a win for the Skip haters around the world. No matter what a player does on the field, Skip can just dismiss it using his #alternativefacts. But if you attack him with the spoken word, you are in his kitchen and he has nowhere to run.

But Le’Veon boned it. Had a better performance against the Pats last Sunday. And trust me, this has nothing to do with fandom. I have Le’Veon in my keeper leagues and he is my favorite non-Giant in the NFL. Truth be told, I would probably murder for Le’Veon Bell. He is one of the bright spots in my life. But Jesus Christ that song was weak. A flow more uneven than Rise Pageviews Rise with lyrics softer than baby shit. Diss Skip for having 1/10th the audience of an episode of Bubble Guppies. Or how he lied about being a bench warmer on his high school basketball team. Or any of his one billion incorrect takes on Twitter. Or how his face looks like it’s been pounded out more than Lisa Ann. I guess I should have known that this would be the case when a guy named LE’VEON BELL couldn’t come up with a better rapper name than Juice. I’m not mad, Le’Veon. I’m just disappointed.