How About Young Pageviews Just Hanging Out At The Office On Sundays In His Boxers?

So a pretty weird thing happened to me today. I decided I’d head into the office to watch some golf. Not a big deal and not the weird part of this story. In case you didn’t realize it, Barstool HQ is an AWESOME place to watch sports. We’ve got comfy recliners, food, booze and a whole mess of TVs. It’s a much better set up than what I have going on at my apartment. Anyway. I got here around noon, flipped on the TVs and settled in to watch coverage of the Farmers Insurance Open. When I first arrived I just figured I was alone because I had to turn on all the lights. Well about twenty minutes after I sat down I started to hear noises coming from the back corner by CEO Erika Nardini’s office. I didn’t think much of it because Larry’s fish tank is back there and it occasionally makes a whole lot of noise (side note, I don’t know who’s taking care of Larry while the PMT boys are in Houston). But then I realized they were footsteps and they kept getting louder and louder and I convinced myself I was about to be murdered. Instead what do I see? I see your boy Young Pageviews emerging from Nardini’s office in a “Positive Energy” hoodie, his boxers but no shoes or socks. Just an outrageous move. The excuse he gave me was he slept here last night because he “missed the last train” which sounds super made up.

Now listen, there have been rumors flying around the office that Young Pageviews is actually a homeless person and that he lives at the office. Many many people are saying he’s living at Barstool HQ. Fueling those rumors is the fact that today wasn’t the first time he’s been spotted sleeping over night here

The rumors fall under the I’m Not Sure If This Is A Barstool Running Joke Or If He’s Actually Homeless criteria for me. I will say that he’s ALWAYS here. Always. He’s never not here. There have also been a few other instances that make me think he’s homeless and living here. For example, remember the wind/tornado storm like a week ago that halted train travel to New Jersey? Well Young Pageviews claims to live in New Jersey and made a big scene about how “OH I CAN’T GO HOME NOW BECAUSE THE TRAINS ARE DOWN SMH guess I gotta sleep here.” Very peculiar. Very convenient. There’s another rumor that he doesn’t have a key card to get in the building so once he got in the first time, he just stayed.

Not only does Young Pageviews potentially live in the office but he’s now got pets living here too

I don’t know much about anything but, when you’re trying to convince an office full of people that you don’t live in said office, you shouldn’t tweet pictures of animals stuck under the couch in the CEO’s office. Also, what the hell does being in your boxers have to do with conducting a rescue mission of a Chinchilla? Makes zero sense.

So I don’t know what the truth is. Does Young Pageviews live in the office? Hard to say. Like I said, he’s never not here so I’m gonna go ahead and say he’s homeless and living here.