Tonya Harding Looking Good!

NY Post — Notorious Olympic hellion Tonya Harding is barely recognizable as she sits smoking a cigarette in her Mickey Mouse pajama pants outside her Washington state home a few days ago.

Not sure who the resident figure skating blogger is but here goes. The following is talking figure skating.

Tough, tough luck for Tonya Harding all around. From start to finish. When you’re the ugly ass little gremlin of a world that’s all about grace, appearance and attractiveness, it’s tough. And when you’re up against perfect, buttoned-up Nancy Kerrigan, who embodies all of the aforementioned, it’s really tough.

And when you have your ex boyfriend hire a hitman to bash Nancy’s knees and you get caught and banned from the only thing you’re good at forever, well that toughness multiplies by a billion. And you end up like this:

Harding is such a dark, hazardous figure that she’s managed to turn Margot Robbie from this:

Into this:

So Tonya Harding can fuck right off. I’m glad she’s holed up sucking down darts and shit coffee in some Washington state trailer park. Wasn’t dealt the greatest cards but also did not play them particularly well/respectably.