Twitter Searches For "Dickhead," "Asshole," and "Tiny Hands" Are Turning Up Trump's Profile

Source — Searches for the words “asshole,” “dickhead,” or “racist” on Twitter have been returning results for US president Donald Trump’s profile.

By Thursday morning, however, all of those results had vanished from Twitter. But, when quizzed by Ars, the Jack Dorsey-run firm declined to comment on whether it had scrubbed the results clean…

…And a Twitter search for “tiny hands” is still returning a recommendation for Trump’s personal Twitter profile.

Honestly, asshole and dickhead I don’t mind. In fact if one just typed those into the world’s database and my twitter profile popped up I wouldn’t hate it. Kind of a sign of respect. They don’t boo nobodies. But tiny hands? Not ideal. You really don’t want to be the tiny hands guy.

He can thank Little Marco for that.

Gotta think Donnie is the most famous small hands guy in the world. He and this dude of course.

“Hello I’ve never sat down before” pic.twitter.com/8W16O5tAZa

— Riggsy (@RiggsBarstool) October 10, 2016

Ahh what a lovely reminder this all is of the unreal 2016 presidential campaign. Especially the Republican primary. I do not know that I’ll ever witness better TV than a dozen buttoned-up politicians on stage all getting insulted and chirped and referred to exclusively by elementary nicknames by Donald Trump. And Trump telling everybody he doesn’t have a small dick.

From that to this:

Amazing.  

PS — Rob’s ninja ass was having fun with it too.

Search “asshole.” Search “fascist.” Search “worst.” Search “good guy imho.” What do you get? pic.twitter.com/DnDDCh71r6 — Robbie Fox (@RobbieBarstool) January 26, 2017

Update — And a Stoolie sent me this. I laughed.