"Ultimate Beastmaster" On Netflix Is Just American Ninja Warrior But Better Because It Has Sylvester Stallone And Terry Crews
Really love what Netflix is doing here. It’s truly the American Dream. You take something that already exists, and then you just make it better. We’ve done it to the Italians before with pizza. We’ve done it to the Chinese before with chinese food. And now Netflix is doing it by taking “American Ninja Warrior” and just adding Rocky Balboa and Terry Crews to the mix. Which right off the bat makes this show roughly 8 to 9 times better.
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The obstacle course portion of the show is just a cherry on top. And the fact that it’s on Netflix makes it better too. If you can’t see yourself binging 10 episodes of this on a lazy Sunday while staying on your couch all day drinking and eating pizza, then maybe you need to reevaluate your life a little.
P.S. – You think a show that is executive produced by Sly Stallone would be feeding into the pussification of America and handing out bitch made participation trophies?
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Think again, guy. So why don’t you shove that participation trophy up your ass and get out of here? This is America. If you ain’t first, you’re last.