Iggy Azalea's Ass Has Seen Better Days And I'm The Last One Off The Iggy Bandwagon Now
MTO – Female rapper Iggy Azaelea is no longer dating French Montana – she got a new man in her life – who is a Los Angeles producer.
The pair were spotted out in Mexico enjoying the sun and fun – and Iggy’s body was looking . . . interesting.
Imagine what those cakes will look like in 20 years. Iggy’s just 26 years old.
My reaction as someone who’s held a torch for Iggy Azalea long after her musical career has fallen off a cliff:
But this is it. This is where I’m off the Iggy Azalea train. It’s a new year, no new songs to hate to love like “Fancy” was very briefly a few years back, just a big ol fake ass that respected butt-focused outlet Mediatakeout lovingly said “resembles a bag of potatoes.” That is not what you want to hear about a pop star ass. Hell that’s barely want you want to hear about an actual bag of potatoes. And for a while I thought she was still alright enough, still intrigued some by her body especially after she slimmed down some following the Nick Young breakup and got some fake boobs, I was willing to believe that maybe she’s not as bad as the rest of the internet seemingly thought.
But now that we know that’s what Iggy’s working with when not getting a full Instagram touchup session, I can’t sit here and hold her up as a smut blog topic any longer. She’s a pop rap star with no discernible singing or rap skills, without the looks to distract people, just a big ol weird plastic surgery nightmares booty and some dude vaguely resembling Swaggy P dutifully squeezing it like it’s not the world of hurt it is. I can’t in good conscience maintain my seat on the Iggy bandwagon any longer. I’m sure it crushes her and it also crushes those among us who like a gal who looks she’s sat in a gravel driveway for the length of the entire Obama presidency. But we have to heal and move on. Iggy Azalea’s body, a candle in the wind.
How far the mighty who really were never that mighty have fallen.