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Joe Biden's Still The Suavest Motherfucker Around

Joe you silver tongued son of a bitch! That was a fucking magic trick I just witnessed. Do you know how impossible it is to console a clearly upset woman and have her laughing out loud in under 5 words? It’s impossible. It’s literally fucking impossible. I’ve tried countless times and it always ends in a slap or a fuck you or three more years of fighting before we realize it’s time to just end the whole thing. But Uncle Joe squeezes a hug, whispers a sweet nothing and all of a sudden there isn’t apocalyptic gloom haunting her eyes anymore. She’s no longer trying to keep a stiff upper lip. One interaction with Joe and all of a sudden the birds are singing while the sun is shining. Unbelievable. Gonna miss you, Joe. Choo, choo!