Betty White Is A Babe And a Half At The Spry Age Of 95

With all due respect to Ms. White, me-owwwwww!! What I wouldn’t give for 30 seconds with this piece of ace. She’s timeless. Ageless. And most important of all, this girl looks GOOD. Straight up, no nonsense, no schtick, no bologna, she looks better, firmer, and more DTF than most women that pose with herbal teas on Instagram. Betty is #babes.

And then when she pulls out the Playboy Bunny ears….

So happy 95th birthday to the OG babe herself, Miss Betty White. Her best years are ahead of her, so here’s to 95 more.