I Hope The Gatorade "All Of The Lights" Commercial Never Stops Airing

If you’ve watched any sports in the last two weeks, you’ve seen this commercial one BILLION times. Perhaps more. But you know what? I hope it never fucking stops playing. Break open the piggy bank, Gatorade, and run this shit every commercial slot during every commercial break. It’s FANTASTIC. I don’t even care that all the players are inexplicably talking with their mouth’s full (my biggest pet peeve along with chewing loudly) then taking more bites before they’ve even swallowed. Frankly, that’s dangerous and a good way to choke on your food.

Nonetheless, it’s an A+ commercial. Perhaps even more than Kanye, I love marching bands. You incorporate them into a song and it’s immediately a billion times better. I swear every time this shit comes on my living room immediately turns into a concert hall I rock the fuck out.