Joel Embiid As A Wrestler In WWE 2k17 Is Nothing Short Of Amazing

Perfection, minus the outlandish 220 pound figure. He may be from Africa but he ain’t eating like one anymore. That beast is at minimum three bills of pure man meat. Everything about Joel Embiid as a wrestler makes sense. And that was just his entrance. Goosebumps central. Can you imagine him actually throwing down in the ring? Talk about Vince McMahan’s wet dream. Even though there’s zero chance that’ll ever happen. I legit get nervous about him shattering his shit while doing laundry. Watching the future of Philadelphia sports/hope attempt to bodyslam someone in the ring would make my heart explode.

Oh, and the real life Embiid was (for some reason) talking playoffs this morning. Hey, they’re only 7.5 out. Stranger things have happened. Wait, actually they haven’t. Still though, love the confidence. Cue. It. Up.

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PS – Between his dominance on/off the court and laying the hammer on porn stars, I’ve been dying to re-upload the video from years back where Embiid is in the car EXCLAIMING he’s got the biggest dick. However, I feel responsible to do anything and everything possible to not piss this man off. Gotta keep JoJo happy.