Rory McIlroy Just Casually Hanging Out With A GIANT Lion In South Africa

A couple things. One, Rory McIlroy is the our greatest superstar athlete currently. He just is. There’s nobody quite like him and I feel like he doesn’t get the attention he deserves simply cause he plays golf. He does everything we want a super star athlete to do. He dominates the competition, he gets up for the big moments (see the Ryder Cup), he speaks his mind during interviews with the media (something most athletes refuse to do), he’s had his share of girlfriends and apparently he’s also a fucking daredevil who has no problem just chilling with ferocious wild animals. He’s the whole package and I love him and you should too. Which brings me to my second point, why was that lion such a baby back bitch? That 50-second video is a huge blow to the credibility of lions. What happened to them being the king of the jungle? That dude just strolled by that pack of humans and didn’t do shit. Establish dominance one time, kill the #2 golfer in the world and get your swagger back. It’s a sad day in the world when a lion gets reduced to a house cat.