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Guy Who Killed 77 People Wins Verdict For “Inhumane” Prison Treatment

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HELSINKI – Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik, who killed 77 people in a bombing and shooting rampage in 2011, is returning to court this week as the government appeals a ruling that his isolation in prison breaches the European Convention on Human Rights.

The 37-year-old right-wing extremist, who admitted to the killings that Prime Minister Erna Solberg has called “one of the darkest days in Norwegian history,” was convicted of mass murder and terrorism in 2012 and given a 21-year prison sentence that can be extended for as long as he’s deemed dangerous to society. Legal experts say he will likely be locked up for life.

Breivik has often complained about his treatment and prison conditions.

Murdering 77 people gets you some pretty sick punishment in Norway. I cant even imagine going through some of the stuff that this Mass Murderer Nazi has seen.

Let’s look at some of the stuff he has been subjected to since taking the lives of 77 people on a campground shooting spree shortly after finishing his 1500 page neo-nazi manifesto.

Anders has to deal with:

1. Cold coffee – I’m a big fan of cold brew coffee so I don’t really see the problem with this one. Bad start for the gripes. Cold brew is less acidic and therefore less harsh on your stomach. Give it a try, Anders.

2. Frozen microwave dinners- really depends on the type of frozen dinners. Some of those things are fantastic and come with a dope little brownie. Be careful. The mashed potatoes can get EXTREMElY hot in the middle and if he had burned the roof of his mouth and tongue, I could see why he’d be adverse to having more.

3. Plastic cups and plates – No dishes. BIG PLUS. I dont get this gripe at all.

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4. Regular use of handcuffs – no one likes to be handcuffed but I feel like this is par for the course when you murder 77 people. Could be wrong, though. I’m man enough to admit that.

5. “humiliating” strip searches- Sounds like someone who has a little dick. I love a good strip search. Get to show off what being average looks like.

6. Being denied opportunities to meet other Nazis- kinda understandable tbh. I feel like when you are a convicted murderer and living the rest of your life in prison, you have to know that your friend pool is gonna be limited going forward. No worries! You can play basketball with your other prison pals!

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7. Being denied a chance to marry a Nazi- I love romance so I think he should be able to marry someone. Just a couple of love birds who fucking love being white.

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8. Being banned from publishing books he has written- depends. Maybe if he was writing like joke books or cook books, but I can understand why you’d limit his ability to write another 1500 page white supremacist manifesto.