16 Arrested In The Kim Kardashian Paris Robbery

1) Kim

2) Kris Jenner

3) Kanye West

4) Kylie

5) Kendall

6) Kourtney

7) Scott Disick

8) Rob Kardashian

9) Blac Chyna

10) That Weird Dude That Hangs Out With Kim That Looks Like A Scarecrow

11) North West

12) Saint West

13) Kourtney and Scott’s Kid

14) Kourtney and Scott’s other kid

15 and 16) Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner

Boom. Case closed.

Its either that or the Kardashian lie runs so so deep they have 16 Fall Guys. I wouldnt be surprised by either situation. Every super star has at least a couple fall guys, so when you add up Kim and Kanye and Kylie and Kendall and shit, you add em all up and you got 16 of em. Everybody calls up their guys and says its time to cash in on the Gravy Train and next thing you know we’ve got arrests.

All I know is this robbery still stinks to the high heavens and you can never convince me of anything otherwise.