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Steve Smith Sent A Perfect Retirement Letter To Roger Goodell

This is excellent. Short and to the point, just like Steve Smith. The best part is this is more than likely the actual letter sent to Goodell, he’s not out here doing bits. It’s like when he says he’s putting another DB on his hit list, he’s not joking about it. You are on the list, pal.

As a huge Steve Smith guy this letter is rather sad to read, but it also could not be more perfect. You just know NFL defensive backs are hootin and hollerin with joy now that the big bad bully is finally off their backs. They can no longer get embarrassed by a 5’9**** APH wide receiver. That’s probably why Adam Jones turned back into Pacman. Steve ain’t around to keep him in check anymore. Don’t be surprised if these cornerback arrests around the league start to pile up now that they’re off the leash.

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