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Chandler Parsons' Spinning Wheel Of Chicks He's Fucking Has Landed On...Kendall Jenner

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PREVIOUSLY: Chandler Parsons Asks Former Barstool Smokeshow Felicia from USC To See Her Tits On Live Stream aaaaand Chandler Parsons Spent His New Years Eve With Kate Beckinsale? This Motherfucker Man.

TMZ – For the SECOND time this week, Kendall Jenner kicked it with alleged ex-flame NBA star Chandler Parsons … this time, the two partied all over Hollywood — begging the question … back on?

The night started at Staples Center — where Kendall was spotted in the crowd as Chandler and his Grizzlies took on the Lakers (they lost).

The next meet-up was at Delilah. Kendall and her BFF, Hailey Baldwin, got there first. Chandler went separately.

After that, it was on to 1 OAK — where multiple sources say they continued to hang.

At this point you have to respect the relentlessness of Chandler Parsons here. We’ve all been in those spots where you’re just in full-on unrepentant mode — when explaining these times to girls after the fact, I like to call it “my blue period” since that makes it sound artsy instead of sociopathic destruction of the basic tenets of dating — but Chandler Parsons’ blue period just happens to be very public and with some of the hottest chicks around. Random smokeshows, recently divorced uber MILFs like Beckinsale, now legit model/fame spawn Kendall Jenner (whom he also reportedly dated a little a few years back). And this could go on forever, women are most on the prowl for love after the New Year thanks to the whole resolutions thing and Chandler Parsons as a good looking newly minted multi multi millionaire is about as good of a catch for a thirsty chick as it gets.

Plus I’m pretty sure Chandler is picking these chicks by just randomly Googling things or seeing tweets. He just saw that Smokeshow chick on Periscope, Kate Beckinsale was recently in the news for getting divorced, Kendall Jenner just went viral for dumping her nips out on Instagram again (see below). He’s basically Seamlessing the finest trim in the world right now. Ride that blue period until your dick runs green with the seas of chlamydia, Chandler. As envious as I may be, I can’t begrudge it one bit.