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Check Out This Super Attractive Spanish Guy Taking The Internet By Storm

Me gusta! I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this amigo FUCKS. This guy has that “It” quality you only see in the greats. Like any hot chick, he could/is speaking in tongues and it doesn’t matter. I’m absolutely transfixed by this adonis’ beauty.

For real though, after failing to locate my long lost sister at the Lego store we might have to search out Ellis Easter Island to bring back my Latino hermano. If we are siblings it’s good we didn’t grow up together in the same household. Our entire childhood would’ve been a battle butting heads like bighorn sheep until only one was left standing. No way both of us would’ve made it into adulthood. Actually, I’m not even sure he’s on the same level as my sibling. That noggin is straight out of Greek Mythology. Add him onto the family photo with my sister (or wife, depending on if we’re indeed blood relatives and/or if she’d give good jaw). Sorry, Pops, there’s a new Daddy in town.

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