J Lo Is Dating Drake: RIP Bennifer

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I know we claimed otherwise this morning and said that 2016 wasn’t so bad after all, but it seems we spoke too soon. The saddest celebrity death of all happened last night, when Drake posted an Instagram of J Lo in his arms, in a position only two people who have been fucking for more-than-one-month-but-less-than-one-year would dare to be photographed in. If you still have doubts after seeing this image, then know that RIHANNA UNFOLLOWED BOTH OF THEM ON INSTAGRAM.

So yah, it’s official: RIP the possibility of my favorite celebrity couple of all time making a comeback in 2016.

This was the year J Lo and Ben Affleck were both finally single and they were supposed to do 2.0 of the single most romantic moment in music video history:

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And now all we are gonna get a video of J Lo giving Drake a lap dance. I hope Rihanna at least starts a public meltdown.