Donald Trump Now Thanking Donald Trump On Twitter
The U.S. Consumer Confidence Index for December surged nearly four points to 113.7, THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN MORE THAN 15 YEARS! Thanks Donald!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 28, 2016
Yes basically everyone’s on break right now so there’s no need to delve into politics here but I couldn’t let this fantastic third-person thanking himself Donald Trump tweet slide. No chance. This tweet was actually super normal until he snuck “Thanks Donald!” on the end of it. Goes from a standard human being tweet to a classic Make America Great Again Donald Trump tweet in just 2 words.
This is the change we all sought. This is the change we all needed. Enough of this culture where you’re supposed to feel shame for being successful. Where making money and doing good shit is an indictment on your moral character. Fuck that. That’s out. Now not only should you feel great about success, but you should actually publicly thank yourself for it.
The amount of Barstool blogs on Syria went up 100% this year, the highest level in forever. Thanks Riggs!
— Riggsy (@RiggsBarstool) December 28, 2016
PS — Trump’s also been sneaking in random jabs at Barry ever since he said he woulda won the election. Good stuff.
The world was gloomy before I won – there was no hope. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 26, 2016
President Obama campaigned hard (and personally) in the very important swing states, and lost.The voters wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2016
Doing my best to disregard the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks.Thought it was going to be a smooth transition – NOT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 28, 2016