Britney Spears Says Good Morning (Or Afternoon Or Whatever)!

Ok so it looks like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Ambassadors are getting capped by police officers, gunmen are running wild all over the place and shit is really hitting the fan. It feels like the end is more near than it's ever been before. But if there's one thing I want to be thinking about as the world implodes onto?itself, it's Britney Spears and how she still has it after all these years. That yoga pose has me feeling some type of way. A sexy way. GOD DAMN. Legs for days. I know I've said this before but I'll put my girl Britney up against any 90s girl. Put'em up and B Spears beats them all. Jennifer Love Hewitt would be the closest and I'm willing to organize a mud wrestling match between the two of them to determine a winner. I'm a good guy like that.