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Does Smashing His Head Through A Coffee Table Get This Kid Laid?


2 things stuck out to me in this video.


1) This is basically the coolest thing anyone could ever do. I mean talking to chicks, being funny, trying to spit game, all of that stuff is way Overrated. You want to get your dick wet you put your skull through a Coffee table. It’s either that or bully people, best two ways to pick up girls. Super impressive stuff.


2) Credit where credit is due to the friends. Squid friends help you climb out of a broken coffee table while your head is bleeding. Real friends try to flip your body around and break your neck in half and then laugh at you because your eyes are bleeding.