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Brady Mic'd Up at the Ravens Game is Pure Patriots Porn

. To quote the general in the movie Patton, “I love it. God help me, how I love it so. I love it more than my life.”

There’s just nothing like watching a 39-year-old Tom Brady bro-ing it up with teammates who were like 12- and 14-year-olds when he broke into the league. Celebrating a perfectly executed 79-yard kill shot against an arch rival’s elite defense because the 201 wins weren’t enough to satisfy his insatiable appetite for success.

And I’m not for one nanosecond going to sleep on Martellus Bennett, who’s fast become one of my favorite Patriots of recent vintage. Just a perfectly blended cocktail of talent, effort, attitude, teammatiness and IQ. Plus the personality to author Tweets like this:  

Throwing shade at Kanye? Nerd references? As Patton also says (when Gen. McAuliffe’s troops were surrounded and he answered a German surrender demand with “NUTS!”), “Any man that eloquent deserves to be saved. Extended Bennett’s contract please. And do it five minutes ago.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take this video to my room for a little “me” time.