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Pie Face Showdown Is The Type Of Game That Will Save America's Youth

This is it right here. This is what is going to combat the Pussification movement. Its going to fight back against the Participation Trophy Generation. This game has it all. Competition. A winner, a loser. Mild violence. Humiliation. THAT is what its all about. Thats what big brother vs little brother is about. Thats what being friends is all about. Its Hungry Hungry Hippos plus The Pie Pod. One person celebrating, the other person furious and embarrassed with whipped cream all over their face ready for round 2. This game breeds champions.

This game makes America great again.