Workaholics is way more like a Natty Light than a fine wine. It hasn’t exactly gotten better with age and what used to be appointment television is now just a cool show to watch a few episodes when you wake up too hungover to do anything else on a Sunday morning. But I’m pretty sure that’s the way the guys would have wanted it to be. And now, after 6 gloriously weird years, the show is entering it’s 7th and final season. Pretty loose butthole indeed.
Anyway, we have 4 weeks until the 7th season premieres on Wednesday, January 11th. 4 weeks to rewatch all the classics to prepare ourselves for the final adios. So when you’re at home during this holiday season with nothing else to do and don’t feel like watching Elf for the 15th time, here are the 10 best episodes of Workaholics. In no particular order, but ranked, but really in no particular order. Still numbered though.
10. Heist School
9. Stop! Pajama Time
8. Old Man Ders
I’m 25, dickhead. And that’s a chop.
7. Wolves of Rancho
6. Man Up
5. Muscle I’d Like To Flex
4. To Friend A Predator
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates
2. Piss & Shit
1. Office Campout
And now that I’ve fallen down the Workaholics rabbit hole, I don’t think I’ll be able to get any more work done today. Might just have to clock out and binge through all the episodes now. From “fully torqued” to “tight butthole” to “butt hurt” and everything in between, we owe this fuck heads a great debt of gratitude. Now let’s get weird for season 7.