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McDonald's New Decorative Holiday Cups Are Either Mittens Or A Dude Spreading His Asshole, Hard To Say

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All the controversy over whatever Starbucks did with their holiday cups this year and here’s McDonald’s sneaking in there with a little Rorschach test that might be a pair of mittens and might be someone enthusiastically spreading their asshole for a camera. And honestly whatever graphic designer got this through is a real hero. McDonald’s won’t say Christmas on their cups, won’t even say “Happy Holidays,” instead they go with the feather soft and mediocre pun “Warmest Greetings” like they’re someone in the 1800s writing a letter to family after settling the Old West. So yeah, they need a little edge to that cup to balance it out, the kind of edge that only a Goatse coffee can provide. Nothing gets me fired up for drinking a piping hot brown liquid like an image evoking a giant gaping asshole. I can’t be alone in that.

Here’s hoping McDonald’s doesn’t get to the bottom of it and keeps spreading ass cave quality holiday cheer. There’s a very obvious culprit here who needs to go into hiding ASAP:

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(h/t Matt/Grubstreet)