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Kylie Jenner's Got A Super NSFW 2017 Calendar That Deepens My Love For Her As Much As Any Sort Of Date Tracking Device Possibly Could

Warning: This is gonna go 0 to NSFW fast.

So Kylie Jenner has a 2017 calendar coming out shot by Terry Richardson (possibly the one person on Earth I’d less like to be fucking Kylie than Tyga so here’s hoping he kept it PG/non-rapey for once) and while normally I’m not jonesing for the hot new calendar releases, when it comes to more pictures of Kylie wearing less and less I’m very much in as a keen observer of whatever parts of her body she wants to show us. I mean I don’t know what the calendar market looks like these days but I’d take these pics over any sort of kitten or hunky firemen telling me what day it is, I’d tell you that much. The hammer of a Kylie Jenner centerfold is at the end but here are the rest of the months:

I’m sorry but if you can’t get behind that ass in those fish nets with a “Please Insert Money” shirt topping it all off, I can’t help you. Unrepentant thotdom in the sexiest of ways. I’d still prefer the Kylie Jenner 2017 Sex Tape Calendar but one step at a time. For now, make that centerfold a scratch and sniff and sign me up for ten.