USA Today – Houston has decided on Alabama offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin to be its next football coach, pending a Thursday meeting at which school President Renu Khator will have to give the final OK, two people with knowledge of the situation told USA TODAY Sports. Those people spoke on the condition of anonymity because the school had not yet announced the move.
Attention men of
HoustonFlorida. Attention men of HoustonFlorida. Lock your women up tight. I don’t care how much you think she loves you. I don’t care how many special times you’ve shared. I don’t care how many children she’s given you and how tight knit your family is. All bets are off when Joey Freshwater rolls into town. People always throw the term Mr. Steal Yo Girl around, oh no no no, not with Lane Kiffin. No jokes about this one. He will show up off the plane, drop his bags, and snatch your bitch without a moment’s hesitation. Have her next to the bench with a field pass hanging around her neck on a lanyard before you can even blink the TexasFlorida dust out of your eyes.
My friend was in a Tuscaloosa bar about 6 moths ago and saw Kiffin there. Kiffins proceeded to hit on one of his friends under the alias “Joey Freshwater”. My friend knew it was Kiffin though and called him out on it, but he kept claiming “he gets that a lot”. “Freshwater” ended up getting shutdown by the girl (I guess she wasn’t in to guys twice her age) and goes to try his luck somewhere else. I have been waiting a long time to tell the legend of “Joey Freshwater” and now seemed like the perfect time since he was found cheating.
Oh I think he’ll be an OK coach too. I don’t know, go read ESPN about that or something.