Eli Manning Shaking Tony Romo's Hand Before Shaking Dak Prescott's Hand After Last Night's Game Was A Brilliant Move
Nothing gets the media’s juices flowing like a football handshake controversy. I’ve heard stories of sports network VPs cumming themselves over a good football handshake controversy. ESPECIALLY when it involves the Dallas Cowboys. And there was no better way to get the world squawking about a Dak vs. Romo QB competition than Eli talking to Romo right after the game. Sure it may legitimately be because Eli forgot Romo isn’t the Cowboys quarterback. Eli never struck me as the cerebral type. But maybe, just maybe it’s all part of Eli’s master plan. Can we really rule out Eli being Keyser Soze? One minute he is warming up on the field like this:
The next he is beating the best team in the NFL and planting seeds for a media firestorm all with a handshake. Throwing passes into the chests of Cowboys DBs is his Verbal Kint limp. I now have a completely different outlook on his Super Bowls. It’s not a coincidence that Eli has never won a playoff game outside of those two Super Bowl runs. It was just Eli biding his time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. God bless Eli Manning.
And for all the Giants fans, now is the time to order your shirts for the guys that helped end Zeke Elliott’s perfect road record in college and on the road while also putting the GMen in position to make another wild playoff run. Better order now so they will be at your house for the first playoff game.
Master motivator. Mad scientist. Sex Symbol.
Benny With The Good Hair:
BUY BENNY
Because I know the ladies love cool Ben.
And now your Moment of Ben.
SPECIAL BONUS SWEEP THE COWBOYS MOMENT OF BEN.
h/t to the Aussie that punched that kangaroo and fueled the Giants to victory. No way the Giants win without Benny using that viral video for inspiration.