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Three High School Freshmen Are Facing Charges After Feeding Their Home Ec Teacher Frosting With Semen In It

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Omaha- A high school cooking teacher got more than she bargained for during a taste test this week. Three Omaha Westside High School freshmen went to the bathroom on Thursday and added an ingredient to the frosted turnovers they were making as part of their home economics class. The boys, ages 14 and 15, each masturbated into containers, then mixed their bodily fluids with frosting, according to a law enforcement official familiar with the case. The boys face misdemeanor disturbing the peace charges. Their cases will be handled in juvenile court. Westside spokeswoman Brandi Petersen said the students will be disciplined, but said she could not release more details about the punishment. “The students will face consequences,” she said.


Kids do the darndest things! Just a classic prank right here. Right up there with putting a whoopee cushion on a person’s chair or tapping a person on the shoulder and pretending somebody else did it (so much fun). I mean who hasn’t jerked off with two of their friends in a high school bathroom, mixed the semen into frosting and fed it to their 50-year-old teacher? If I had a nickel for every time I heard of this happening I WOULD HAVE LITERALLY NO MONEY CASUE THAT’S GROSS AS FUCK GUYS. High school is a weird time for all kids. Especially freshman. You’re the lowest on the totem pole and it sucks but come on. I feel like these three freshmen thought this would be HILARIOUS and it would get them in with the older popular kids. Well they’re gonna need to recalibrate their humor sensors cause this is gonna make them the weirdest fucking kids at school/in jail.

Or maybe I’m completely wrong. Maybe high school has changed a lot since I was there. It would make sense. Kids are pretty much fucking at the age of 12 nowadays. Maybe this type of prank is common place now and I’m the old geezer who’s shaking his fist at the sky and doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Well I’ll tell ya this. A world where high school kids jerk off into a batch of frosting and feed it to their teacher is not a world I wanna live in. I’d just like to have that on record.