Last night I promised there would be a David Pastrnak tshirt on tale and I’ve been working tirelessly to fulfill that promise ever since. Around the clock working on designs and fabrics and cuts like I’m Kanye. That’s the best we got right now. Personally, I like it, but I’m not sure it has mass appeal. We need a monster tshirt for the #1 goal scorer in the NHL who also happens to be 20 years old. So send your designs to firstname.lastname@example.org. If we use it, we’ll give you $300. Get that Christmas money, boy.