I don’t want to brag or anything, but this one was indeed a Barstool exclusive. A bag of Caramel M&M’s happened to find their way into my hands despite the fact they don’t come out until May 2017. Hey Darren Rovell, tell me how my scoop tastes! How did they get these M&M’s make their way to me? I’ll just go the Sopranos route and say they fell off the back of a truck. Yeah, that’s it.
Anyway, to the review. Let me paint a picture for you guys. The M&M’s are about the size of your typical pretzel M&M’s. They are kinda chewy which fucks with your brain because everything about the filling of M&M’s has been some sort of solid. I gave an M&M to every blogger that was in the office after my review and the comparisons in flavor ranged from Milk Duds to Milky Way to Cadbury Caramel Eggs. Most people liked them but everyone agreed that they are too sweet to binge like you can a typical bag of M&M’s. Still though, these things are fucking awesome. And as you guys know, I’m not someone that needs to exactly be binging on candy anyway.
Now if that review doesn’t get you excited about Caramel M&M’s coming out in May, the sexually charged image of the package will. I mean I had heard the rumors about these two, but never thought they were true. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
For the record, here are my Top 5 M&M’s flavors (rankings are always changing based on mood):
*I will admit that I saw a video of Kathy Lee and Hoda eating these Caramel M&M’s a few months ago, but they don’t count because they are on network TV and clearly in Big Chocolate’s pocket. Plus they didn’t give an actual score review and I don’t think they actually tried the Caramel M&M’s. I think they ate pretzel and tried to pass it off as caramel. Stay woke, people.
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