Donald Trump Is Gonna Continue To Be An Executive Producer On "Celebrity Apprentice" In His Spare Time

Everyone hold onto your butts because I… I actually agree with most of what Kellyanne Conway is saying here. Expecting the president to be president 24/7 is flatout unrealistic. But, I mean, come on. You can’t have a second job, dude. I don’t even think I’m allowed to have a second job and I’m a fuckhead on the internet, not in charge of — like — everything in the country. It’s like when Michael Scott became a telemarketer with Nick Figaro and Vikram and it interfered with his job. You can’t just stroll into the Oval Office on Tuesday morning and be like, “Hey guys, sorry I haven’t had a chance to read these briefs yet, Eric Dickerson and Boy George really got into it. We were sussing that one out until about 3 AM. Anyway is ISIS dead yet or what?” Not really the way it works, I feel like. I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong, but I feel like having two jobs when you’re the president is putting a little too much on your plate. Plus, it’s not like he’ll be executive producing a television show in lieu of golf. The dude who owns seven golf courses (and has a pretty solid swing, I must say) ain’t taking four years off from the links. He’s sacrificing salary for this job but no chance he’s sacrificing that handicap.