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New York City "Catwoman" Arrested For Slashing Her Boyfriend's Face And Pouring Hot Wax On Him

Daily MailThis is the mugshot of the New York City ‘catwoman’ who is charged with clawing the face of her longtime boyfriend. Jocelyn Wildenstein, 71, is accused of slashing Canadian couturier Lloyd Klein with a pair of scissors and gouging his face with her manicured nails. Klein, 49, was forced to shove the ‘Bride of Wildenstein’ into a closet to prevent another attack before cops arrived to book her on felony assault charges.  DailyMail.com can reveal the Canadian-born fashion mogul fled their ritzy Trump World Tower apartment on Wednesday night before Wildenstein was released, following an appearance before a judge.  The glamorous duo have been dating since 2003 but the relationship is now over because Klein considers Wildenstein a ‘ticking time bomb’.  ‘She can go blow up anytime, anywhere and with absolutely no reason,’ said a source close to the couple.  ‘He says she is truly a beautiful person when she’s on her best behavior. But when she flies into one of her incredible rages – look out.’  Wildenstein and Klein are believed to have enjoyed a meal Tuesday evening before the wealthy divorcee accused him of spending too much time on social media.  ‘They had a relaxing dinner, everything was normal then Jocelyn suddenly got angry as she often does,’ said the source. ‘Lloyd was using his laptop and evidently not paying her enough attention. So she screamed at him to get off the computer then picked up a lit candle and threw the hot wax all over him.

First thing’s first…

I mean I dont even now what the fuck I’m looking at. Its like Jigsaw, Lil Kim, Mickey Rourke and the Joker all mixed in to one. Jiminy fucking cricket. That is straight out of a horror flick. The Conjuring 4 featuring this fucking bitch. I cannot believe that she’s a human.

But this horrifying face is not the most surprising part of this blog. Its actually the third most surprising thing in this story. Which is BANANA COUNTRY. How about the fact that this woman…with this face…

Is the CULPRIT of a violent scissors/hot wax face assault? 999,999,999,999 times out of 1,000,000,000,000 you show me a person with a face like that and a headline about slashing and burning faces, they are the victim. Old plastic surgery face ass Catwoman over here is the exception.

And the most shocking thing of all is that this old bag actually has a boyfriend. Now shes been a New York City socialite forever now. Shes 76 now and probably about 85% artificial but I’m sure back in her day she was a fox. Not a literal fox that a plastic surgeon has constructed but a figurative, metaphorical fox. She was some arm candy trophy wife for a long time (Wikipedia says she lived such an extravagant life, she spent $547,000 a year on wine alone. Cocky) But the point is that once this chick looks like Jack Nicholson post-fall into a vat of acid, you have gotta be fucking CRAZY to date her. Imagine being 49 years old and introducing this fucking carnival act as your girlfriend? “Hey guys I’d like you to meet Jocelyn…shes known as the NYC Catwoman…we’re a thing.” Are you fucking crazy? You gotta be crazier than the fucking chick who had $4 million worth of surgery to become a Catwoman to DATE the fucking chick who had $4 million worth of surgery to become a Catwoman. Thats Pre Crime to the fucking MOON. I dont care if you stand to inherit millions when she finally dies on the plastic surgery table. I dont care what ulterior motives you might have. Dating that monstrosity should be punishable by at least 10 years in prison.