It’s the week before Bowl Mania, the calm before the storm. What else to do but review the ridiculous shit that got us here. The moments where we turned to each other and came to the realization, “The NFL fucking sucks.”
1. Houston’s Kick 6 Against Oklahoma
This kicked off the season (no pun intended) and gave the country their first major shock as #3 Oklahoma was routed in the first three hours of the opening weekend in college football.
2. Nebraska Honors Former Punter Nick Foltz Who Died In A Tragic Car Crash In The Summer
Probably the best way they could have honored him. Such a sad situation that affected the entire college football nation.
3. Notre Dame-Texas Shootout
4. FSU’s Wild Comeback (Largest in School History)
It was almost like Ole Miss stopped calling plays in the second half. Never seen such opposite halves in a football like that before.
5. Central Michigan’s Hail Mary over Oklahoma State
The best part of this is that CMU shouldn’t have had the ball. The game should’ve ended when Oklahoma State did this.
6. Lamar Jackson’s Statement Game Against FSU
7. Game Of The Year Candidate: Louisville-Clemson
Shoutout to James Quick for running out of bounds instead of fighting for the extra two yards to extend the game.
8. You Can’t Kill Tennessee (Finish Of The Year)
You can’t kill UCONN in March, and I guess you can’t kill Tennessee in the Fall?
9. Someone Finally Killed Tennessee
10. Miami’s Late Game Heroics To Comeback Against FSU
11. Miami’s Late Game Heroics Go Up In Flames
12. Wisconsin-Ohio State Thriller
13. Penn State’s Miracle
14. Michigan Played A High School Team…Just Kidding They Played Rutgers
16. West Virginia’s Crazy Catches Against TCU
17. Utah’s Joe Williams Retires From Football Then Returns And Rushes For 332 Yards
18. Leonard Fournette Punished Ole Miss And Reminded Us Why He’s A Mutant Alien Freak Of Nature Cyborg
19. Clemson Survives Florida State
20. Washington Survives Utah On Dante Pettis’s Game-Winning Punt Return
21. Lamar Jackson Beats Virginia In The Final Seconds
22. Pittsburgh Hands Clemson Their First Loss In Crazy Fashion
P.S. Pittsburgh Low Key Beat Clemson AND Penn State This Year
23. Iowa Sends Trent To NYC
24. Michigan-Ohio State College Football Playoff Quarterfinal
Bonus Clip: Degenerate Boys’ Reaction To Michigan-Ohio State
25. Penn State’s Wild Comeback Against Wisconsin in the B10 Championship