I Think The Guy Who Asked Tim Kurkjian Whether The Red Were Interested In Signing Me To A Minor League Deal Was Joking But I’m Not

I honestly can’t tell if this question was a joke or not. Like people can act like it’s a joke, but the facts are I would probably be called up to the big club and bat 5th in the Reds lineup within 3 months of getting my swing back. The only potential hiccup is I can’t throw so I’ve always thought of myself as more of an American League DH type guy. I’m not even trying to brag either. I’m not saying I’d be an MLB all star. I’m realistic. I’m being dead serious when I say I’d hit .240 with 10 bombs if I played a full MLB season. #fasterhandsthandelinodeshields