— Jordan Rudner (@jrud) December 7, 2016
What the hell Ted. Just be normal dude. Be normal for 2 seconds. I get that queso is delicious but holy christ can you just talk about things in a normal manner without going all super church preacher on us? It’s like the guy thinks he’s giving a transformative, generational speech every time he says anything about anything. Whether we’re doing Inauguration or I Have A Dream or “hey Ted what’s up with Texas queso” he’s got an identical tone and rhetoric. It’s just queso dude. Yeah it’s good but you don’t have to walk us through the disgusting image of you jizzing yourself over it. Just relax. Try to be less Zodiac Killer-esque about everything.
PS — Love how funny and cool these people think Ted Cruz is. They would all happily fuck queso and let Ted watch if he asked them to.