Don't You DARE Try Catching A Pass Over The Middle Or This Dog Will End Your Life

Sean Taylor who!?

That dog smoked the fuck out of that kid too. Gotta love playing free safety like that, just patrolling the grounds and waiting for a little twerp to dare try catching a ball on your property. We’re well within our rights to kill trespassers in our home (depends on state, I believe, don’t try and use this in your court case. It will go poorly) and this dog knows that. Come into his house? Leave in a bodybag. Those are the rules.

PS – When he legit threw the kid off his back I actually said “GET OFF ME!” out loud like I was watching the Super Bowl.

PPS – Love how he had the presence of mind to pick up that ball and take it to the house.