Just thinking about Mike Zimmer coaching an entire NFL game with an eyepatch has me absolutely giddy. The Minnesota Vikings are literally killing this man piece by piece and he’s just going to stand there and move forward. Can’t see, heart is bad, cholesterol is probably through the roof, and all Zimmer can do is murder some stuffed animals and hope his team responds. My only ask is that he switches it to the all black before the game, I know that seems like i’m getting picky but I think we can all agree a red faced Mike Zimmer with a mouth full of chaw and a pirate eye patch is just about nirvana as far as Football guys go.
I’m not saying you have to buy this shirt but come on. If you’re a Vikings fan how can you not?